The 410 Condominium

Honey I love you but we need more space, I need special assistance with your constant insistence on social distance a second bedroom for instance for my wish-list consisting of clean bright light on warm wood floors, plenty of rooms behind plenty of doors, not a box, not a cell, but the holy grail of condo sales, a dynamic floor-plan if you can, so I’ll be keen to quarantine with you, a great big TV screen or two, just you and me in the heart of DC, not exactly isolation, NOMA destinations, empty basins, tempting blossoms, mini staycations in the seat of the nation.