1314 C St SE

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I’ve seen it before, the pause at the door, eyes soaking it in and begging for more, exploring with admiration a flawless restoration in a sheer linen skin, light oozing from its pores, soft texture at its core, a loosely fitting cotton garment an honest parchment outlining your life in a seamless division of dining […]

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1122 I Street, NE

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It is what it is, but in the real-estate biz that’s dollars and cents, straight-forward no nonsense, no pretense, no wasteful expense on gimmicky lipstick artistically applied, let price and size drive, three windows wide, a basement behaving like retirement savings, why pay for staging, econ 101, more bang for your buck, a fiscal slam […]

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933 Fifth Street, NE

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Tongue-tied, weak-kneed, chills up my spine, indescribable vibe, real estate erotica so hide your eyes and turn your head, drop your logic in a four-walled narcotic where rules forgotten from top to bottom drive a hypnotic odyssey through a technical tapestry, art in compliance with a perfect science, add mad appliances, fanatical mechanicals, precise design […]

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921 Potomac Ave SE

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Quint-Essential Washington townhouse, no condo, you own the land, the layout, the ample bedrooms, the basement headroom, no shortage of storage, Prius performance, enormous opportunity, classic chassis, driving happy, investing exactly while living large in the Navy Yard, hard to not see how the future will be, we’ll still be DC, the suburbs will not, […]

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829 Fourth Street, NE

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Drop a pin before you begin, bring oxygen, plenty of water, bring your coolest cool cause it’s gonna get hotter, get lost and like it, so big you can bike it, a house demanding a standing ovation barely beneath the seat of the nation, a kitchen defying description, space like a fictional vision, no rhyme […]

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728 Maryland Ave NE

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Wallet-Friendly Farmhouse facade hides big-city digs, deep entertainment, practical arrangement of heart & head, kitchen spread, all are fed, off to bed, baths first she said, he fled to the basement, where a separate front entrance bears a striking resemblance to rental potential a la Air B&B, you’ll see, brick floor, charm galore, want more? […]

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720 Sixth Street, NE

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Seen my stately lately? Ornately dressed, shapely bay, head in the clouds but insanely brainy, crazily spacey but intimate places make for so much more on four big floors, driving me mental with a fully separate rental, a financial score, a stuffed cash-drawer, ceilings soar, light pours, splashing down from a tree-top roof-deck, NOMA overviews, […]

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609 Orleans Pl NE

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Make America sane again! Your domain is your no-hassle castle when… Say amen to a coordinated convergence of size, style, substance and price, bring your wish-list, don’t bend an inch, pinch pennies, insist on more space, a place to grow, a basement for guests without busting the bank, quest-ending, warmly-restored, smart & pretty, beauty & […]

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